Survival Tips for Life

The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. - Gossip is also one of the commonest practices of man.

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. - More light in the day?

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to a shop assistant, is not a nice person. Watch a Touch of Class episode - Fawlty Towers.

The Arc was built by 1 amateur. The Titanic was built by a team of professionals.
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