Dumb Sports Quotes
- Ruud Gullit
Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.
- Vinny Jones
I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the League.
- Mark Viduka
"Let no one accuse baseball of not being tough on drugs. During his baseball career, Steve Howe was given 7 lifetime suspensions."
- Bill Ferraro, baseball fan
"Sparky is the only guy I know who's written more books than he has read."
- Ernie Harwell (broadcaster), on Sparky Anderson's autobiography "They Call Me Sparky".
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
- Rogers Hornsby
"I say this from the bottom of my heart, that if you don't root for the Dodgers, you might not get into Heaven."
- Tommy Lasoda
"I will perish this trophy forever." - Johnny Logan
"I know the name but I can't replace the face." - Johnny Logan
"Best player ever? I'd have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth." - Johnny Logan
After playing an exhibition game in Canada, Logan was surprised to learn that "even the kids speak French."
I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."
-Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf
"The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play."
"People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000."
-Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990
"[My] career was sputtering until [I] did a 360 and got headed in the right direction."
- NBA star Tracy McGrady, after signing with the Orlando Magic on Thursday.
"I'll always be Number 1 to myself."
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious"
"Fear was absolutely necessary. Without it, I would have been scared to death."
-Floyd Patterson, former heavyweight boxing champion.
"You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know."
-Lou Duva, boxing trainer
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"
Dumbest sports quotes
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